Friday, November 7, 2014

Midnight Stake

Mel sits in her loft bed: Listen, Pearl  I appreciate your work ethic, but can you plot to kill our roommate at a time other than 1:30 AM  Pearl kneels before a makeshift, candle-lit alter with garlic and a cross: This is when she stalks the kitchen  Now hush up  I need to consecrate this ax  Poster: Stake Now and Ask Later

One of Mel's roommates is a vampire, and the other is insane.  This won't end well.  For anyone.

Admittedly, this is at least quieter than the people who helpfully decide to crank up the tunes at 3:00 AM.  Or at least, it will be until roommates start trying to ax-murder each other.
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Never mind.  It's still quieter. 

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