Dilettante Comics

Friday, April 3, 2026

Home Decor

A songbird looks at a nest of colored Easter eggs, and eyes a rabbit that's peeking over the branch with suspicion.

Just a little light decorating.

Happy Easter!

Friday, February 27, 2026

Awful Lawful

Things an attorney doesn't want a witness to say: "I don't actually have a legal name." "The following testimony is going to be entirely false." "No, I'm pretty sure the incident happened in Septober." [zalgo black speech]"Ẉ̵̮͕̻̖̰͓͎̫͇̻̻̘̩͖̳̮̈̊́̓̾̅̽̏̈́͊̈͆̆͐̌͑̊̀̕h̴̛̪̻̣̭̣͉̰͉̼̼̙͎͍̗͚̦̏̒̓̈́̆̐̄͑̀̈́̌̎̀̈̚͝a̵̧̫̝͉̦͉̩̱̞̜̔̀͑̑̇ṯ̶̨̢͖̬̤̮̭͖͔͕̗̘̲̩̻̑̔̈́̍̊͛͆̌̀̽̀̎͊̏͛̚͝͠ ̷̨̨͙͉͎̜̮̗̥̞̙͚̖͕̲̤̞̏̆̂̑̄̾͊͆́̑̓̏̍̐͜͝a̶̧̡̢̧͇͎̭̻̣͔̳̩͚̬̠͓̼̰͇͉̲̎̓͐̅̿͋͆̚͜͠͠͝n̶̡̡̛̤̜͚̙̺̫̲̪̻͍̟̳͑̀̎̔̋̍͗̔̿̌͊́̿̒̅̏̕̚̕͜s̸͉̜͐́̌̈̃́̊͂̊̃̿̆̃́̌̅̇̽͂͛͜͝͠w̴̨̯̠̪̦͇̠͙͍̹̻̌̔̄͐͛̀͌̌̋͛̏͗̏͝ė̴̢̛͕̣͉͓̻̪͓̞͙͈̓̀͐̈́̑̈̋̄r̸̢̛̻̞̥̹͓̥̜͎̬̈̈͑̄̀͐͋̅̀͑́̑́̆̓̈́̓̇ ̵̥͍̠̰͓̩͔̞̗̯͓͈̙̻̳̺̯̹̱̀̀͊̈́̐͂͌̎̓̇̑̈́̔͂̚̚͜͝ḑ̷̰̺̰̪̣̪̩̻̭͗͑͜ͅơ̶̢͈̜̼̥̱͔̙̫͈̄̉͋̾͗͗͛̔̀̇̀̄̄̄̕͠ ̸̨̢͖̯͕̳̙̟̻̠̳͍͔̖̜̩̪͙͙̗̐̃̂̾̅͜͠y̷̢̛̜͈̠͋̅̌͗̈́͌̈́͒̓o̷̯͔͈̯̣̺̬̘̻͇͉̪̮̻͒͒́͒̇͛̄̂̈̏͘ͅu̷̧̝̻̠̼͊̑̋̈͂͑̒̈̈̉̄̅̒͐̾̚͠ ̸̡̛̲͚͍͇̟͔͙͍̠̾̄̈́͌̐̃̆͛̄̃͐̊̎̚ş̶͎̥̦̽͒͌́̅̀̌̉ͅͅe̸̺͇̠̯̞̝̓͂̐̈́̓̃́̈́̍͗̓̅͊̀̓̚ę̶̪̠̲̯̜̘͆͌̉̉̓́͗̐̈̋̕̚͝k̵̨̢̹̗͎̩̬̗̗̙͕̦̥̮͖̼͙̭͎̐̂̑̿͌͑̈́̔̅͝?̴̱̪̀̏̔̈̌̅"

I know it's been a while since I've posted anything. Between a new job and some health issues, my stamina has been pretty much shot. But humor finally prevails!

Said job, by the way, is doing legal transcription, which I kind of got into by accident (long story). Most of the time it's fine, but every now and then my work involves a witness that's obnoxious or uncooperative. Though thankfully nothing like this (yet).

Saturday, January 10, 2026

Prescription Ponies

Toy pony-shaped pill bottles for kids Make medication fun with Prescription Ponies! Collect them all! by Dilettante Co. Lily Levothyroxine, Sparkle Cephalexin, Meadow Montelukast, Dreamy Amphetamine

I'm sure nothing bad can come of making pony-shaped pill bottles.

Friday, January 2, 2026

Fangs For Your Service

Why vampires usually aren't allowed in the military: -It's time to wake up and do roll call, but the vampire recruit was up all night. "Dang it, private! I told you not to stay up all night!" -A sergeant in the army reminds the soldiers that once again, blood will not be included in the rations, to the resident vampire's disappointment. "Despite frequent requests, blood will not be included in the rations." "Aww!" -A vampire is forcefully evicted from the medical tent. -Some prisoners of war are dismayed to find that the enemy officer in charge is a vampire, and is barely resisting taking advantage of them. "This is against the Geneva Convention!"

War is already complicated enough.

This comic was originally drawn specifically for my book, Don't B Negative. If you need more crazy vampires in your life, check it out!

Saturday, December 27, 2025

A Merry Little Anachronism

Christmas reindeer gather around Baby Jesus at the manger, to Mary and Joseph's concern

An extra helping of friendly beasts for the manger!

Thursday, December 25, 2025

Digitally Festive

A Christmas android with sparkling lights

Got to get into the spirit one way or another. Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 13, 2025

ChristMace

Warrior decorates the end of his mace to look like a Christmas ornament (Christmace) The most festive of weapons: Merry ChristMace!!!

Have you noticed that the various mace head designs could easily pass as Christmas tree ornaments? Well, you have now.

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