![Things an attorney doesn't want a witness to say: "I don't actually have a legal name." "The following testimony is going to be entirely false." "No, I'm pretty sure the incident happened in Septober." [zalgo black speech]"Ẉ̵̮͕̻̖̰͓͎̫͇̻̻̘̩͖̳̮̈̊́̓̾̅̽̏̈́͊̈͆̆͐̌͑̊̀̕h̴̛̪̻̣̭̣͉̰͉̼̼̙͎͍̗͚̦̏̒̓̈́̆̐̄͑̀̈́̌̎̀̈̚͝a̵̧̫̝͉̦͉̩̱̞̜̔̀͑̑̇ṯ̶̨̢͖̬̤̮̭͖͔͕̗̘̲̩̻̑̔̈́̍̊͛͆̌̀̽̀̎͊̏͛̚͝͠ ̷̨̨͙͉͎̜̮̗̥̞̙͚̖͕̲̤̞̏̆̂̑̄̾͊͆́̑̓̏̍̐͜͝a̶̧̡̢̧͇͎̭̻̣͔̳̩͚̬̠͓̼̰͇͉̲̎̓͐̅̿͋͆̚͜͠͠͝n̶̡̡̛̤̜͚̙̺̫̲̪̻͍̟̳͑̀̎̔̋̍͗̔̿̌͊́̿̒̅̏̕̚̕͜s̸͉̜͐́̌̈̃́̊͂̊̃̿̆̃́̌̅̇̽͂͛͜͝͠w̴̨̯̠̪̦͇̠͙͍̹̻̌̔̄͐͛̀͌̌̋͛̏͗̏͝ė̴̢̛͕̣͉͓̻̪͓̞͙͈̓̀͐̈́̑̈̋̄r̸̢̛̻̞̥̹͓̥̜͎̬̈̈͑̄̀͐͋̅̀͑́̑́̆̓̈́̓̇ ̵̥͍̠̰͓̩͔̞̗̯͓͈̙̻̳̺̯̹̱̀̀͊̈́̐͂͌̎̓̇̑̈́̔͂̚̚͜͝ḑ̷̰̺̰̪̣̪̩̻̭͗͑͜ͅơ̶̢͈̜̼̥̱͔̙̫͈̄̉͋̾͗͗͛̔̀̇̀̄̄̄̕͠ ̸̨̢͖̯͕̳̙̟̻̠̳͍͔̖̜̩̪͙͙̗̐̃̂̾̅͜͠y̷̢̛̜͈̠͋̅̌͗̈́͌̈́͒̓o̷̯͔͈̯̣̺̬̘̻͇͉̪̮̻͒͒́͒̇͛̄̂̈̏͘ͅu̷̧̝̻̠̼͊̑̋̈͂͑̒̈̈̉̄̅̒͐̾̚͠ ̸̡̛̲͚͍͇̟͔͙͍̠̾̄̈́͌̐̃̆͛̄̃͐̊̎̚ş̶͎̥̦̽͒͌́̅̀̌̉ͅͅe̸̺͇̠̯̞̝̓͂̐̈́̓̃́̈́̍͗̓̅͊̀̓̚ę̶̪̠̲̯̜̘͆͌̉̉̓́͗̐̈̋̕̚͝k̵̨̢̹̗͎̩̬̗̗̙͕̦̥̮͖̼͙̭͎̐̂̑̿͌͑̈́̔̅͝?̴̱̪̀̏̔̈̌̅"](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBxJgto6s8QGT-b4e-g__8vzhYL9yvKFv99USbe88rr3WlbcdeJvwT_UNXvrrM_J-tyQWa2qacPgESQ3L1l5HVdJhgw1R2cQckCdPPwFnEKgfdK_7H016mqsth2aZdSJkrkaR3LIpQKQtHHO9DqTtU3MVEBJKxqgbL2KAf_20k-j_PY8YRLoTnBLBGmXxV/s1650/Awful%20Lawful.png "Awful Lawful")
I know it's been a while since I've posted anything. Between a new job and some health issues, my stamina has been pretty much shot. But humor finally prevails!
Said job, by the way, is doing legal transcription, which I kind of got into by accident (long story). Most of the time it's fine, but every now and then my work involves a witness that's obnoxious or uncooperative. Though thankfully nothing like this (yet).
