Saturday, October 31, 2026

Trick Shtick

Things you don't want to hear when Trick-or-Treating:   "Here's some cauliflower for you!" "Give me a minute.  I forgot costume blood was supposed to be fake." "Out of candy.  Have a brick." "Pumpkin detonation in 3, 2..."

As promised, here's that cartoon I was working on.  Can't promise when the next update will be, but in the meantime, Happy Halloween!  

Friday, October 30, 2026

Too Close of a Shave

A line of headstones:   How'd I end up In this grave? Stupid stuff I thought was brave. Don't consume that Burma-Shave.
In case the joke is lost:  

I know it's been a while since I've posted anything.  Becoming a mom is a little time-consuming.  I was actually already working on a Halloween comic, which I'll probably finish in a day or so, but then yesterday this idea popped in my head, and I just had to draw it.  

Saturday, July 4, 2026

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Cretaceous Cruising

A father and his daughter watch a group of dinosaurs taking his car for a joy ride.   Man:  What did I say about playing with time travel? Daughter:  That I shouldn't? Man:  Correct.

Shouldn't have left the keys in the ignition.  Do you think insurance covers this?  

Friday, April 3, 2026

Friday, February 27, 2026

Awful Lawful

Things an attorney doesn't want a witness to say: "I don't actually have a legal name." "The following testimony is going to be entirely false." "No, I'm pretty sure the incident happened in Septober." [zalgo black speech]"Ẉ̵̮͕̻̖̰͓͎̫͇̻̻̘̩͖̳̮̈̊́̓̾̅̽̏̈́͊̈͆̆͐̌͑̊̀̕h̴̛̪̻̣̭̣͉̰͉̼̼̙͎͍̗͚̦̏̒̓̈́̆̐̄͑̀̈́̌̎̀̈̚͝a̵̧̫̝͉̦͉̩̱̞̜̔̀͑̑̇ṯ̶̨̢͖̬̤̮̭͖͔͕̗̘̲̩̻̑̔̈́̍̊͛͆̌̀̽̀̎͊̏͛̚͝͠ ̷̨̨͙͉͎̜̮̗̥̞̙͚̖͕̲̤̞̏̆̂̑̄̾͊͆́̑̓̏̍̐͜͝a̶̧̡̢̧͇͎̭̻̣͔̳̩͚̬̠͓̼̰͇͉̲̎̓͐̅̿͋͆̚͜͠͠͝n̶̡̡̛̤̜͚̙̺̫̲̪̻͍̟̳͑̀̎̔̋̍͗̔̿̌͊́̿̒̅̏̕̚̕͜s̸͉̜͐́̌̈̃́̊͂̊̃̿̆̃́̌̅̇̽͂͛͜͝͠w̴̨̯̠̪̦͇̠͙͍̹̻̌̔̄͐͛̀͌̌̋͛̏͗̏͝ė̴̢̛͕̣͉͓̻̪͓̞͙͈̓̀͐̈́̑̈̋̄r̸̢̛̻̞̥̹͓̥̜͎̬̈̈͑̄̀͐͋̅̀͑́̑́̆̓̈́̓̇ ̵̥͍̠̰͓̩͔̞̗̯͓͈̙̻̳̺̯̹̱̀̀͊̈́̐͂͌̎̓̇̑̈́̔͂̚̚͜͝ḑ̷̰̺̰̪̣̪̩̻̭͗͑͜ͅơ̶̢͈̜̼̥̱͔̙̫͈̄̉͋̾͗͗͛̔̀̇̀̄̄̄̕͠ ̸̨̢͖̯͕̳̙̟̻̠̳͍͔̖̜̩̪͙͙̗̐̃̂̾̅͜͠y̷̢̛̜͈̠͋̅̌͗̈́͌̈́͒̓o̷̯͔͈̯̣̺̬̘̻͇͉̪̮̻͒͒́͒̇͛̄̂̈̏͘ͅu̷̧̝̻̠̼͊̑̋̈͂͑̒̈̈̉̄̅̒͐̾̚͠ ̸̡̛̲͚͍͇̟͔͙͍̠̾̄̈́͌̐̃̆͛̄̃͐̊̎̚ş̶͎̥̦̽͒͌́̅̀̌̉ͅͅe̸̺͇̠̯̞̝̓͂̐̈́̓̃́̈́̍͗̓̅͊̀̓̚ę̶̪̠̲̯̜̘͆͌̉̉̓́͗̐̈̋̕̚͝k̵̨̢̹̗͎̩̬̗̗̙͕̦̥̮͖̼͙̭͎̐̂̑̿͌͑̈́̔̅͝?̴̱̪̀̏̔̈̌̅"

I know it's been a while since I've posted anything.  Between a new job and some health issues, my stamina has been pretty much shot.  But humor finally prevails!  

Said job, by the way, is doing legal transcription, which I kind of got into by accident (long story).  Most of the time it's fine, but every now and then my work involves a witness that's obnoxious or uncooperative.  Though thankfully nothing like this (yet).  

Saturday, January 10, 2026

Prescription Ponies

Toy pony-shaped pill bottles for kids Make medication fun with Prescription Ponies!  Collect them all!  by Dilettante Co. Lily Levothyroxine, Sparkle Cephalexin, Meadow Montelukast, Dreamy Amphetamine

I'm sure nothing bad can come of making pony-shaped pill bottles.