Saturday, November 29, 2025

Different Breed

Werewolves are banned from entering the dog show. A werewolf walking a second werewolf on a leash. Official: The rules don't allow for this. Bystander: You put your brother on a leash?

Just your everyday werewolf shenanigans.  

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Friday, November 14, 2025

Schrodinger's Romance

A cat's new boyfriend is Schrodinger's cat. Other cat: You know, I'm not convinced you have a boyfriend. Cat: No, he's real! Probably. She sits next to a box labeled "Property of Schrodinger"

To both have and have not a boyfriend...  

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Friday, November 7, 2025

The Sand of Sea-lence

"Hello sharkness, my old friend..." song by Seahorse and Garfunkelp, a Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel parody with a fish and shark underwater

More bad puns, brought to you by a music nerd.  

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