Friday, February 27, 2026

Awful Lawful

Things an attorney doesn't want a witness to say: "I don't actually have a legal name." "The following testimony is going to be entirely false." "No, I'm pretty sure the incident happened in Septober." [zalgo black speech]"Ẉ̵̮͕̻̖̰͓͎̫͇̻̻̘̩͖̳̮̈̊́̓̾̅̽̏̈́͊̈͆̆͐̌͑̊̀̕h̴̛̪̻̣̭̣͉̰͉̼̼̙͎͍̗͚̦̏̒̓̈́̆̐̄͑̀̈́̌̎̀̈̚͝a̵̧̫̝͉̦͉̩̱̞̜̔̀͑̑̇ṯ̶̨̢͖̬̤̮̭͖͔͕̗̘̲̩̻̑̔̈́̍̊͛͆̌̀̽̀̎͊̏͛̚͝͠ ̷̨̨͙͉͎̜̮̗̥̞̙͚̖͕̲̤̞̏̆̂̑̄̾͊͆́̑̓̏̍̐͜͝a̶̧̡̢̧͇͎̭̻̣͔̳̩͚̬̠͓̼̰͇͉̲̎̓͐̅̿͋͆̚͜͠͠͝n̶̡̡̛̤̜͚̙̺̫̲̪̻͍̟̳͑̀̎̔̋̍͗̔̿̌͊́̿̒̅̏̕̚̕͜s̸͉̜͐́̌̈̃́̊͂̊̃̿̆̃́̌̅̇̽͂͛͜͝͠w̴̨̯̠̪̦͇̠͙͍̹̻̌̔̄͐͛̀͌̌̋͛̏͗̏͝ė̴̢̛͕̣͉͓̻̪͓̞͙͈̓̀͐̈́̑̈̋̄r̸̢̛̻̞̥̹͓̥̜͎̬̈̈͑̄̀͐͋̅̀͑́̑́̆̓̈́̓̇ ̵̥͍̠̰͓̩͔̞̗̯͓͈̙̻̳̺̯̹̱̀̀͊̈́̐͂͌̎̓̇̑̈́̔͂̚̚͜͝ḑ̷̰̺̰̪̣̪̩̻̭͗͑͜ͅơ̶̢͈̜̼̥̱͔̙̫͈̄̉͋̾͗͗͛̔̀̇̀̄̄̄̕͠ ̸̨̢͖̯͕̳̙̟̻̠̳͍͔̖̜̩̪͙͙̗̐̃̂̾̅͜͠y̷̢̛̜͈̠͋̅̌͗̈́͌̈́͒̓o̷̯͔͈̯̣̺̬̘̻͇͉̪̮̻͒͒́͒̇͛̄̂̈̏͘ͅu̷̧̝̻̠̼͊̑̋̈͂͑̒̈̈̉̄̅̒͐̾̚͠ ̸̡̛̲͚͍͇̟͔͙͍̠̾̄̈́͌̐̃̆͛̄̃͐̊̎̚ş̶͎̥̦̽͒͌́̅̀̌̉ͅͅe̸̺͇̠̯̞̝̓͂̐̈́̓̃́̈́̍͗̓̅͊̀̓̚ę̶̪̠̲̯̜̘͆͌̉̉̓́͗̐̈̋̕̚͝k̵̨̢̹̗͎̩̬̗̗̙͕̦̥̮͖̼͙̭͎̐̂̑̿͌͑̈́̔̅͝?̴̱̪̀̏̔̈̌̅"

I know it's been a while since I've posted anything.  Between a new job and some health issues, my stamina has been pretty much shot.  But humor finally prevails!  

Said job, by the way, is doing legal transcription, which I kind of got into by accident (long story).  Most of the time it's fine, but every now and then my work involves a witness that's obnoxious or uncooperative.  Though thankfully nothing like this (yet).  

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