Friday, January 26, 2018

Averaged Out

Steve arrives at Mel's apartment: Hey, Mel!  Are you-  An ax comes flying out the door.  Pearl comes to retrieve it: Sorry!  'Scuse me, pardon me.  She runs back into the apartment.  Eat cold steel, you bloodsucker!  Mel hurries out and slams the door.  Steve: ...So, an average day for your roommates?  Mel: A bit better, actually.  But I don't want to be here when the assistant manager finds out they've smashed another chair.

Normal is subjective.  But it still probably shouldn't involve flying blades. 

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