Friday, May 30, 2025

Vampiric Zodiac

The twelve zodiac constellations vs how vampires see them: Aries - blood drop Taurus - cape Gemini - candelabra Cancer - fang Leo - plague rat Virgo - dinner Libra - O-negative blood unit Scorpio - lemur tail (don't ask) Sagittarius - castle Capricorn - beating heart Aquarius - little cat of the blackest night attacking a puppet Pisces - bat wing

Each culture has its own constellations.  Including the obnoxious ones. 

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

Friday, May 9, 2025

Friday, April 25, 2025

Vamposaurus Rex

Some Tyrannosaurus rexes are very unimpressed with a vampire T-rex.   "Can't you just eat your food like a normal person?"

 The need for vampirism seems a bit questionable at this point.