Brain Bleach

 

Forget lightsabers.  Someone go invent actual brain bleach.  Now.  You will be a hero to the universe.

Mouseworks

Just as long as your computer has a mouse instead of a rat....

Night to Bear Arms

For the record, I'm still following my "killing people is bad" policy.  I just find that venting my aggressions through art is cheaper than therapy. 

On a related not, could someone please explain to me whether or not redecorating the living room in the middle of the night is really a normal-person thing?  I'm not normal, so I wouldn't know.

My Brother, the Vampire

Aren't you glad you don't have Dracula for a brother? 

...Unless, of course, you do, in which case you have my profound sympathy.