Dilettante Comics: August 2015

Friday, August 28, 2015

Killer Ponies

Parents see daughter playing with ponies Dad: She's so cute when she plays with her toys Mom: She sure is Little girl holds a pony and a princess doll: Great job, Lemonade Now we can feed Princess Shimmerella to the minotaur What's that Oh yes, we do need to burn her remains afterward

Don't tell me little kids aren't like this. I know little kids. I know what they're like.

Friday, August 21, 2015

Nature has a few ways, in varying degrees, of letting you know when it's time to head back to civilization. Most of them aren't things you want in your face first thing in the morning.
2,000 pounds of bisonian death is just one of them.

Friday, August 14, 2015

Inconsistency

Winter Woman freezes outside Come on, Sun Let's get some heat over here Summer Woman dumps water over head while surrounded by fans and making phone call Hello Yes, I was wondering if it's possible to put a restraining order on a celestial body

The second panel is the reason why I don't complain about rainstorms. "Good" weather is relative.

Friday, August 7, 2015

The Vampire Mom

Vampire mother sits with crying human daughter on her bed It's going to get better, honey I promise And pushing through the hard times makes your bloo richer and more aromatic

So very helpful.