Averaged Out

Normal is subjective.  But it still probably shouldn't involve flying blades. 

Lucky Me

Based on an incident that happened last summer, courtesy of the local cats.  The cream one is Chandelier, the black one is Comet, the gray one is Bear, and the brown one is Lady Nimbus, Duchess of Floof. 

Highway Hazards

You've all heard it.  Intros cut.  Outros cut.  Bridges and interludes cut.  DJs talking over the music right up until the vocals come in.  Apparently someone thinks that listeners have the attention spans of fruit flies and can't handle anything that's instrumental or is over four minutes in length.  Oddly enough, "American Pie" is over eight minutes long, but has been spared the ignominy of the radio edit. 
Anyway.  A thousand shames on the heads of those responsible.  May the uncut version of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" haunt your dreams forevermore. 

Neptune Knights

 

It had to happen eventually. 
All we need now are unicorns jousting while riding narwhals.  Or possibly triceratops, if I can come up with a good absurd enough explanation for why or how on earth a situation like that would come up.  I'll leave it to your judgment to decide whether I meant unicorns riding triceratops or triceratops riding narwhals. 

Music of Starlight

Some of you who have been reading my comics for while might have noticed that I failed to post a Christmas Day animation like I have in past years, and may have wondered if I forgot.  I didn't.  Due to a number of conflicts, it was only half-done by the 25th, so a postponement was deemed necessary.  And since the ninth day of Christmas is traditionally associated with ladies dancing, I figured that today was an appropriate time to post it.  So here it is!  Merry (ninth day of) Christmas, and a happy New Year!