Milk Sideburns

There's probably a way to top this, but it would probably result in the requirement for a mop, eight towels, some very irritated parents (your own and others), and mandatory usage of a sippy cup for the next twenty-three years. 

Combination Block

Last year someone made a comment to this effect on the RPM website.  This is what we call "asking for it," because what followed was, predictably, an onslaught of suggestions for utterly bizarre song titles that I'm very certain had not been used before.  
But it's not the first time that a composer's friend had a hand in inventing a silly title - apparently Beethoven's "Rage Over a Lost Penny" got its name this way. 

Not Kitten

If she still wants to kiss him after this, that's love.  And also grounds for raising her health insurance premiums. 

Blood Dope

Sloth, gluttony, and general slobbitude all wrapped up in a nice little package that makes even other vampires cringe.  It's almost poetic.