High School Lesson #0015

Normally I'd say "beware the quiet ones," but given that percussion is his primary instrument (surprise, surprise), he was pretty loud to begin with. 

More or Less

Beware what deeply nuanced adages you impart unto children, because they will take it in a direction you never intended. 

Waffling on Space Matters

To be fair, you'd probably also need a fan of some sort to pull steam away from the waffle iron (more anti-gravity fun), and even then I'm not 100% sure it will work.  But if this becomes a thing, you heard it here first. 

Picking Poison

There's dedication to a lifelong passion, and then there's blatant stupidity.  I don't know if this crosses the line, but it's definitely close.
Officially, it's wild rose that keeps the vampires away, but I imagine the garden variety does the trick as well.  Hawthorn also works, among other things.  One more reason to love flowers.

The Misprint that Time Forgot

Yes, this happened.  No, I'm not disclosing which of my cartoons was the culprit.  I am not disclosing when the error was discovered.  It has been corrected.  Only a fleeting memory of its occurrence shall remain among the children of men, preserved here in a joking afterthought.  The rest is swept away, stricken from the records forevermore.  So let it be written.  So let it be done.