Asking For It

Incident from college.  With students from all over the country, some weren't exactly prepared for cold weather, which I garnered maybe a little too much entertainment from.  Fortunately, most of them were looking forward to the snow as much as I was. 

Head of Security

Could be worse.  If dogs had thumbs, she'd probably be preparing Medieval-style defenses.   

I don't think I've shown her here before, but this is my late doggy Rosey (and yes, that's how her name was officially spelled, because I got her when I was nine).  She died before I first started this blog, so I guess it just didn't occur to me to make a comic about her.  Which considering all the excitement her cast-iron stomach caused, it's kind of surprising.  Maybe sometime I'll remedy that.  

Anyway, as pictured, she doubled as an alarm system for visitors.  Sometimes better than a doorbell. 

Okapi and Paste

No effort of science is too great to secure a pun. 

Paino

Rumor has it that it was built in a nice little tower in London. 

The real pain is the fact that the spikes are grossly asymmetrical.