Friday, April 29, 2022

Sabertooth Kitten

Little cavegirl with a sabertooth kitten


You probably don't want to know what a prehistoric crazy cat lady is like.  

Actually, I take that back.  I'm jotting that down as an idea for a future comic. 

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Friday, April 22, 2022

Sines of the Times

Teenagers in robes gather around a math-themed altar. Mother: I thought you were doing homework. Kid: We're seeking a sine!

Probably also seeking a cosine.  Probably not the most efficient way to do math homework. 

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Friday, April 15, 2022

Radiating Easter Joy

Wife: You painted the Easter eggs with radium? Scientist: I can use a Geiger counter to track down strays after the egg hunt. And they're glowy! Wife: You painted. The eggs. With radium?!?

Don't try to make egg salad out of these.  

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Friday, April 8, 2022

Origin of Bowling

Ancient Egyptian papyrus showing Pharaoh bowling with his crowns as pins

I checked, and turns out the ancient Egyptians really did invent bowling!  Probably used different pins, though. 

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Friday, April 1, 2022

Mouthing Off

Anni and Andrew eat at a fast-food restaurant. Friend: I'm surprised that someone without a visible mouth can eat so much. Andrew: She's a toon. She can do what she likes. *beat* Do you have a mouth? Anni: That's classified.

Ever have those moments when you suddenly take notice of something that previously registered as completely normal?  

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