Dilettante Comics: August 2022

Friday, August 26, 2022

Bear Minimum

"I like walking around barefoot." "I like to walk around bear-foot too!"

Some people have alternate ways of getting in tune with nature.

Friday, August 19, 2022

Gimme a head with hair
Long, beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair
Grow it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair

Friday, August 12, 2022

Fiction Friction

Things a librarian doesn't want to be asked: "Do you have any books on body disposal? Just curious." "So, how exactly would you go about stealing something from here?" "Hypothetically, what would you do if a book had an accident with the drinking fountain?" "Where are the books by Jane Eyre?"

Some people go to the library for peace and quiet. They are not pictured here.

Friday, August 5, 2022

Jinn Jinx

Person: So, I assume that I can't wish for more wishes? Genie: Actually, you can. Person: Really? Genie: But I automatically assume all further wishes to be to have a sea urchin lodged up your nose. Person: ...Oh.

Wake up, grant wishes, mess with people who try to outsmart the system.