Dilettante Comics: September 2022

Friday, September 30, 2022

Witch Way

Knight: Ah, the new witch hunter. What's the plan? Hunter: Well, water rejects witches, so they float... Cut to a shot of the hunter pointing hysterically at a little rowboat. Hunter: It's a witch!!! Knight (rolling eyes): And you're done.

Thus ended the world's shortest witch hunt.

Friday, September 23, 2022

Compound Interest

A honey bee models for an eye liner poster: New ommatidia eyeliner Compound your eyes 20% Maybeeline limited edition collection

I will resist the overwhelming temptation to make any jokes about how she's the "queen bee" or "bee's knees." There must bee something more original.

Friday, September 16, 2022

Five Elements

Wizard: With the magic of this crystal, you will each be given the power of one of the five elements! Wind! Water! Fire! Smoke! Mold! Kid: Wait, classical elements, or elements of house damage? Wizard: No comment.

There's many potential ways that home repair can inspire feats of wizardry. This is one of the less conventional ones.

Friday, September 9, 2022

By Any Other Name

A cat's owner, frustrated that his cat will only sleep in the box its bed came in, relabels the bed as "old cardboard box" to get it to sleep there. "It's the only way I could get him to actually use his bed."

If it works, don't question it. Much.

Friday, September 2, 2022

Glazed Over

A unicorn has a bunch of donuts on his horn, with more being added. "After careful reflection, it occurs to me that this was a terrible idea."

Never put yourself in a situation where you could end up with sprinkles in your eye.

So... any volunteers to eat the one on the bottom of the stack?

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