Friday, March 31, 2023

Physics Malfunction

A sign on a fish tank reads "Out of Order."  Inside, some honey bees are flying around some confused fish.

We should probably be worried, but they seem pretty happy at the moment.  

Friday, March 24, 2023

Just Add Gills

Dolphins to their friend, who's holding some fake shark-toothed jaws:  "We'd really appreciate it if you'd stop pretending to be a shark."

Given that dolphins can take on sharks and win, they really don't need to be any scarier. 

Friday, March 17, 2023

In the Doghouse

A werewolf family has to bail their uncle out of the animal shelter.   A man stands inside a kennel at the dog pound, looking sheepish.   Uncle:  Hi.   Worker:  Your uncle? Niece:  I keep telling him to stay out of trouble on the full moon.

A little easier to get bailed out of than some places.  Just a bit more awkward.  

Friday, March 10, 2023

Trail Trial

Anni does a take on the classic ski-trail-around-both-sides-of-the-tree gag, but using a snowboard. Andrew:  Show-off.

Anni's take on a classic gag.  Slightly more complicated to pull off with a snowboard than with skis. 

Friday, March 3, 2023

Gorgon Rapunzel

Prince:  Rapunzel, let down your -EEK! Extremely long snakes reach down and pick him up.   Prince:  I think I missed something.   Gorgon!Rapunzel:  Friend!

One of Medusa's lesser-known relatives.  She has no trouble reaching the top shelf.