Friday, July 28, 2023

Holey Rabbit

On a spacecraft: Lieutenant: Captain, there's a rabbit hole nearby we can use to get back home. Captain: You mean wormhole. Cut to a shot showing a wormhole with space bunnies coming out of it. Lieutenant: I definitely don't.

Good thing those astronauts aren't from Australia. 

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Friday, July 21, 2023

"-at" as in Bat

A series of captioned pictures: Vampire Bat, Vampire Cat, Vampire Rat, Vampire Hat, Vampire Mat, Vampire Gnat A vampire children's book author is shown in his office, while another vampire looks over his work. Vampire: Still can't find a publisher to take it? Author: I don't understand. They love phonics books!

Obviously it's because he tried to throw the silent G concept at small children.  

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Friday, July 14, 2023

Flutter Butter

A woman opens a box of butter, and butterflies fly out. "Not again."

They got their name for a reason, right?

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Saturday, July 8, 2023

Prehistoric Unicorn

A sparkly parasaurolophus dinosaur with the caption "I am a unicorn"

Unicorns are real.  There's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise. 

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