Friday, November 24, 2023

Black Friday Deal

A banner in a library advertises a Black Friday Sale: Check out any book free with library card! Patron: Librarians have a weird sense of humor.

And yes, I'm sorely tempted to hang up an ad like this, just see how many people would take it seriously.  

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Friday, November 17, 2023

Catfish

A fisher pulls up a fish, with a cat hanging onto it.

I think this fish has a prior claim. 

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Friday, November 10, 2023

Brainless

A jellyfish says "If I only had a brain."

 What do you do when you need to draw something completely brainless?  This, of course. 

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Saturday, November 4, 2023

High School Lesson #4814

#4812: Don't count on your teacher to accept falling through a trans-dimensional portal in your locker as a good enough reason to miss class, even if it's true. #4813: Said teacher won't accept losing your homework through the trans-dimensional portal in your locker as a valid excuse either. #4814: Shoving your teacher through the trans-dimensional portal in your locker to prove your point is not the best move.

There's a moral to this story, but I'm not sure if it benefits the student or teacher more. 

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