Friday, June 21, 2024

Magic Charm

A pair of astronauts are working on a space station, while a unicorn astronaut is fixing things with magic. Astronaut: All repairs finished, and the station greenhouse is ready to go! Captain (grumpily): I still maintain that unicorn magic is cheating.

I like to call it "working smarter." 

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Saturday, June 15, 2024

No More Mushroom

Man: You live in the middle of nowhere. What do you mean you're dealing with urban expansion? Old Woman: Look in the backyard. He sees the backyard is filled with mushrooms, which a closeup view shows are tons of little houses for woodland sprites. Man: Mushrooms? Oh, now I get it.

Hopefully they're benevolent new neighbors, or this could get really ugly really fast. 

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Saturday, June 8, 2024

Lavander

The mythical Lavander (lava lavender flowers)

 Volcanoes don't generally smell nice, except where these are growing. 

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