Saturday, February 22, 2025

It's Been a Long Week

It's been a long week.  Here's a ninja bilby riding a purple dik-dik.

Don't question it.  Although do go ahead and look up pictures of those tiny antelope, because they're adorable. 

Friday, February 14, 2025

A Questionable Standard

How to make an industry standard romance novel cover:   1.  Get a guy and a girl.   2.  Drape them in each other's arms.   3.  And have them stare into each other's eyeballs.   4.  At the same time.   5.  Half-close their eyes, which apparently shouldn't make them look bored.   6.  Make the guy shirtless (optional).   7.  Uncover one of the girl's shoulders (mandatory).   Variation A:  Have the guy standing behind the girl, while she looks over her shoulder vaguely in his direction.   Variation B:  Apply the above steps, but with their heads beyond the page boundary.  Theoretically their heads should still be attached, but you never know.

Working at a library, I notice certain trends.  I like to collectively call them "yes, you can judge a book by it's cover."  Judge 'em hard.  They've earned it. 

Friday, February 7, 2025

Hoarded

A dragon is engulfed by a hoard of adorable killer pink bunnies.   dragon:  I'm fine... other dragon:  I told you that you weren't ready for this kind of hoard.

Hoarding behavior can be dangerous.  Even if it's very cute.