Friday, September 23, 2011

Beware of Unicorn

Boy pushes a girl  Girl: Hey  My friend will beat you up if you don't be nice  Boy: What friend  Girl: She's a unicorn  Boy: Bwa-ha-ha  What's she going to do, sparkle me to death  Gah  A firey Asian unicorn pounces at him: Should I chase him  Girl: Nah, I think he's learned his lesson

Some people would call this a Kirin, which in modern usage is depicted as a dragon-like Japanese unicorn.  However, they traditionally were more like dragon-deer, and were considered completely different entities from unicorns.  This beastie actually has more in common with the Chinese Sin-you, which was more lion-like, but had the single unicorn horn.  In both cases, they enjoy showing up at courtrooms, where they free the innocent and slay the guilty. 

They're also pretty effective against schoolyard bullies.

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