Dilettante Comics: February 2012

Saturday, February 25, 2012

High School Lesson #8364

Student snoozes as aliens imprison his classmates Always go to bed on time so you'll be awake enough to notice when aliens take over the school

I should really try following my own advice one of these days.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Heart Attack

Father holds trashcan full of paper hearts after Valentine's Day: That's the last of it Mother: Where is he Dad: In the closet Mom: Jake It's over You can come out now Son curls up in the closet, the walls scribbled with crazy talk: It was horrible So much pink

Ah, Valentines day. A day of mushy sentiments, excessive jewelry commercials, and inedible conversation hearts.

Wait, you say there is also chocolate?
Okay. I'll stick around.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

High School Lesson #1345

Steve eyes table occupied by creepy, vampire nerds representing different fandoms If you like sunshine, don't let the white and nerdy kids bite you

Not all nerds are vampires, of course. Don't be silly.

Some of us are werewolves and aliens.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Boars of War

Farmer watches in dismay as pigs go tribal

So remember, kids: friends don't let friends forget to feed the pigs.

And now you know why there's a tribal pig in the banner for this website.