Saturday, February 18, 2012

Heart Attack

Father holds trashcan full of paper hearts after Valentine's Day: That's the last of it Mother: Where is he Dad: In the closet Mom: Jake It's over You can come out now Son curls up in the closet, the walls scribbled with crazy talk: It was horrible So much pink

Ah, Valentines day.  A day of mushy sentiments, excessive jewelry commercials, and inedible conversation hearts.

Wait, you say there is also chocolate?
Okay.  I'll stick around.
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