Walk the Prank

Happy April Fools' Day, everyone!

Now, if you'll excuse me, those teddy bears aren't going to stick themselves into the freezer.

Episode V: The Hedgepire Strikes Back

I honestly have no idea where this came from.

Paint it Green

Apparently someone asked the magical leprechaun for the power to defy physics instead of the pot of gold. 

Not a bad trade-off.

Nosebleed

I'm not making this up.  Rocky Mountain vampires really were supposed to snort blood from their victim's ear.  No, I don't get it either.  My guess is that we have an intoxicated Shoshone guy to thank for this. 

But in the meantime, I get to amuse myself by wreaking havoc with the dreams of little Twilight fans.

You're welcome.

Stone(ball) Age

To the best of my knowledge, American football goes something like this:
A bunch of grown men chase around a little brown-and-white stripy ball across a green-and-white stripy field under the supervision of a couple of black-and-white stripy guys, and try to stick said little ball through a giant fork which may or may not be stripy. 
And feet are also involved somehow. 

I live in a weird country.