Saturday, March 31, 2012

Walk the Prank

A unicorn is sleeping  Her brother calls: Wake up, Eve  Your car is getting towed  Eve: Sure it is  She holds up an umbrella as a bucket of water falls from the top of the doorway, she ignores the upside-down portraits, and is deadpan as a toy snake springs from the cupboard  Brother: Do you want to see this cool trick I  Eve pours purple milk on cereal: No  You know, the point of April Fools Day is to be unexpected  Brother: I guess i overdid it, huh  Eve: You've been overdoing it for the last six years

Happy April Fools' Day, everyone!

Now, if you'll excuse me, those teddy bears aren't going to stick themselves into the freezer.

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