Saturday, April 14, 2012

Blood Suckers

Two vampires hide behind a bush, one holding binoculars  Okay, that guy with the tasty-smelling blood should be walking by here any time now  The other swats away mosquitoes  Stupid mosquitoes  Blood-sucking litte parasites of society  The first bursts out laughing  I hate you, Irony

One of the reasons why you don't see many vampires living in warmer climates. 
The other reason is that it's hard to sport a nice swishy black cape when it's 90 degrees in the shade.

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