Saturday, September 28, 2013

Sonata for Solo Sabre

Conductor leads music with a fencing sabre instead of a baton  I'm getting the idea that we probably shouldn't tick off the conductor

I'm currently taking a conducting class (yet another joy of being a music major).  On the first day of class, the professor gave us an almighty lecture on the quality and balance of batons.  Having the twisted mind that I do, the first thing that came to mind where the balance of pointy handheld objects was concerned was swords, of course.  Naturally, it is now my duty to try to figure out a scenario where I'd actually have an excuse to bring a sword to class in this manner. 

Saturday, September 21, 2013

It's Full of Cats

What kind of superpowers do you wish you had  Flight  Definitely flight  Telekinesis would be pretty cool too  I'd want to be able to rearrange the stars  Cool, but why  So I could make the sky look like this  Holds up drawing of cat constellations  Skimping on your meds again, I see  And this is what our galaxy would look like from above

At least this follows the tradition of cats insisting on being where they're not supposed to be. 

On the other hand, anything called the "Milky Way" seems like a natural hangout for cats. 
At least, MGM thought so.


Note:  Originally, I mistakenly attributed the short to Disney, thinking it was one of the Silly Symphonies.  Whoops.  And this is why writing posts at two in the morning is a really bad idea. 

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Check the Warranty

Dog reaches out of panel and paints 4th Fourth wall has been broken  You're welcome
 
When the cartoon characters are aware that they're in a comic strip, we're in trouble.  Looks like we need to start paying fourth wall insurance. 

Friday, September 6, 2013

Upon Reflection...

Vampires look into mirrors showing no reflections  I'm starting to think that visiting a house of mirrors was kind of pointless

...Unless you enjoy freaking out other people by showing them that you don't have a reflection, in which case a house of mirrors could be a lot of fun. 

Provided, of course, that said people don't also have stakes on hand.  That wouldn't be nearly as fun. 

Monday, September 2, 2013

Happy September!


Another unicorn!  Yay!  Given the birthstone and flowers, September apparently means lots of blue.  Of course, for many people it means back-to-school blues, but let's stay positive here.