Please Hold

The hold line for the Financial Aid office at my school is like this, complete with the same flutey classical piece played on loop.  I assume it's to weed out the less desperate students. 

Communication Barrier

I've never seen it happen to this extent, but I've seen some teachers come close.  And I don't even play percussion.  You can tell which percussionists have missed their cues when the instructor starts shouting out their parts at them over the rest of the band.  Bonus points if he flat out ignores the rest of the band and starts air-drumming along to said part. 
That poor kid on the wood blocks last semester never got a break. 

Good Jokes are in Hibernation

A combination of non-functioning internet and blogger issues decreed that this comic would be late.  Personal illness decreed that this comic would consist of a really, really bad pun.  You still love me, right? 

Hit and Miss

This has been a public announcement from the Dilettante Comics advisory board, reminding you to watch where you're going.  Or else you might end up as subject material for a cartoon on this site, as seen above. 

Oh, and you also could get hurt.  That too.