Saturday, January 18, 2014

Communication Barrier

Teacher: boom tish kek kek shhhhep tik bish tokka zep tikka voom boff kek tikki boom buzz thunka bringa bof tokka boom  Student: He's a percussion teacher  They lose the ability to speak non-onomatopoeias after a while


I've never seen it happen to this extent, but I've seen some teachers come close.  And I don't even play percussion.  You can tell which percussionists have missed their cues when the instructor starts shouting out their parts at them over the rest of the band.  Bonus points if he flat out ignores the rest of the band and starts air-drumming along to said part. 
That poor kid on the wood blocks last semester never got a break. 

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