Friday, September 25, 2015

Out of My Mind

Out of My Mind Rocket flies away from brain planet

...I'll give you a call when I get back. 
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Friday, September 18, 2015

Contraflow Carols

Car drivers backed up from road construction sing: This is the song hat never ends, It just goes on and on my friends, Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, And they'll continue singing it forever just because, This is the song that never ends Construction workers holding slow stop sign I have the sneaking suspicion that people are getting sick of road construction Oh, really

As we bid farewell to the final official days of summer, let us pause to remember our fond memories of the annual road construction season and the long hours we waited to inch our cars three feet forward.  May these warm memories comfort us in the coming cold months as we wait for someone to pull over and help push our cars out of the snowdrifts. 
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Friday, September 11, 2015

High School Lesson #5001

Rowen holds up photo of demonic Nine Rings Middle School, as other students aim bazooka at killer robot No matter how bad your high school is, you can take comfort in knowing your middle school was probably even worse

At least NRMS has the decency to not try to hide the fact. 
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Friday, September 4, 2015

Hang in There!

Hang in there A kitten hangs on a branch above a lava pit, as a snake, spiders, crocodile, vampire, manticore, and gojirasaurus with a buzz saw lurk beneath

Only horrific death and dismemberment await you if you don't.  No pressure. 

When there's a gojirasaurus coming at you with a buzzsaw, you know you're in trouble. 
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