Friday, November 27, 2015

Certified Fresh Turkey

Steve's family, including vampire relatives, gather for Thanksgiving dinner  Mom: The turkey is so alive and healthy  Vampire: It tastes much better this way  Dad: Honey  Steve on phone: Hey Mel, does your family have an extra seat at the table  No, it's fine if your uncle swore to eat all the stuffing
 
Thanksgiving is a time for family.  Unless, of course, your family is like this.  Then you can't be blamed for making a break for it at the first opportunity. 

The day after Thanksgiving on the first year I ran this blog, I posted a comic that unintentionally became the beginning of the saga of Steve and Mel.  I figured it's only fitting to pay tribute to it. 

Note:  You'll notice that this image is significantly lacking in the color department.  This will be corrected sometime in the hopefully near future, or at least before it's time for the next post.  In the meantime, I'll get some sleep and hopefully regain the capacity to think. 

EDIT:  Color capacity is now at 100%, and only a week late.  Um, this is a Thanksgiving comic, so we can all just be thankful about the color being here and just ignore how long it took, right?

Friday, November 20, 2015

The Week Before Thanksgiving

Grocery store workers in meat department load turkey fridge  Employee:  Are you getting sick of turkey yet  I hate turkey

To the brave workers everywhere who sacrifice their patience, sanity, and stomachs so that the rest of us may partake of poultry goodness on Thanksgiving Day:  We applaud you. 

Friday, November 13, 2015

Friday, November 6, 2015

Vampire Anteater

Anteater uses tongue to drink visitor's blood to zookeeper's dismay  Flier: See the Vampiric Zoo's newest addition the Giant Anteater

Close encounters with wildlife?  Yes.  Danger and intrigue?  Yes.  Unscheduled trips to the emergency room?  Yes.  You'd think the patrons would take those liability waivers a little more seriously by now, especially after the rabbit revolt.