Friday, January 29, 2016

Mighty Monk!

It's Super Vampire vs Mighty Monk prayer bead lasso

Who shall fight Super Vampire?  The one and only Might Monk!  Nobody tell the Pope about this. 

Speaking of oddball superheroes, I finally finished that "Christmas Creep" cartoon from last month, so you can all go look at the finished product now.  Enjoy!
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Friday, January 22, 2016

Boom Berries

Teacher: So for your science project, you turned blueberries into boom-berries Student girl Berry Pye: Yep Pretty awesome, right Teacher, desk, and wall covered with exploded blueberry juice: Well, it certainly was creative, but Berry: I know Did I get an A I definitely got an A

Some teachers just wouldn't know funny if it blew up in their faces. 
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Friday, January 15, 2016

I Am the Walrus

Man to vampire with elongated fangs: So what are you, some kind of walrus-man Vampire: I told you the fang extensions were a bad idea

Pride comes before looking ridiculous.  At least there aren't any vampire eggmen so far. 
Goo-goo-ga-joob. 
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Friday, January 8, 2016

Employee Restrooms

Signs that your workplace has a disproportonately large number of female employees Two workplace restrooms, one labeled Men's Restroom, Sometimes

This is, quite seriously, what's on the doors of the employee restrooms at my workplace.  Given that there are only about four guys out of the 40+ workers, it's pretty justified. 
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Friday, January 1, 2016

Easier Said

Male student: So, did you make any New Year's resolutions Amy: Yes to breathe walks away Boy: That's not uch of a resolution, is it Girl reading book: Oh, you don't know Amy very well Amy offscreen: Gah Where's my pen I left it right here I need my pen Amy, will you calm down You have about fifty of them

There are some things that don't come quite as naturally to certain people. 
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