Friday, February 26, 2016

The Real Jackalope

Jackalope is a bunny rabbit wearing a horned helmet Mwah-ha-ha I wear the antlers of my foes

Run Bambi, run. 
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Friday, February 19, 2016

Starts with an "M"

Mel meets Steve's vampire cousin Mel: Ah, this must be your cousin Steve rubs neck: Oh yeah, I guess I have a cousin Now, what was his name again Musty Macaroon Moppet Molasses Cousin: It's Morvin Steve: No, no, that's not it Molar Morsel Marshmallow Mitzi Moose Cousin: I don't think he likes me Mel: Whatever gave you that idea

Nice?  No.  Merited?  Yes. 
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Friday, February 12, 2016

Refrygerator

Roommate baffled by flames inside fridge What H-h-h-how I mean it's really doesn't compute How Well, uh, funny story How Third girl pulls out fire extinguisher Great You broke the fridge and our roommate

A mysterious incident involving leftover egg cassarole, fermented carrot juice, a report card, and a rubber chicken. 
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Friday, February 5, 2016

Ginger-Dread Man

Image of warrior gingerbread cookie man, with horrified gummy bear Run, run, run as fast as you can You can't escape the Ginger-Dread Man

He's wielding a spearmint.  Because I haven't made enough bad puns today. 
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