A Huge Plot Twist

It's just you.  I think. 

While poking around the local library, I noticed several children's books that all had titles along the lines of "X does/says Y."  I never got around to checking what was actually on the inside, and I assume it's more substantial than this, but I can't imagine how. 

Driving Me Crazy

The two of us may have slightly different opinions on what constitutes "fun." 

A Spot of Donut Trouble

You'd think he'd know better than to come between a reality-warping cartoon deer and her pastries.

Seven-Inch Scourge

Of course, regular squirrels are pretty terrifying.  Despite their reputation as cute, fuzzy nut-lovers, they are known to engage in predatory behavior on a disturbingly frequent basis.  They can and do eat insects, birds, smaller rodents, and snakes.  This is most commonly seen in the thirteen-lined ground squirrel, a creature which coincidentally also inspired the Goldy Gopher mascot of the University of Minnesota.  Don't mess with Goldy if you know what's good for you.