Friday, June 3, 2016

Seven-Inch Scourge

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Of course, regular squirrels are pretty terrifying.  Despite their reputation as cute, fuzzy nut-lovers, they are known to engage in predatory behavior on a disturbingly frequent basis.  They can and do eat insects, birds, smaller rodents, and snakes.  This is most commonly seen in the thirteen-lined ground squirrel, a creature which coincidentally also inspired the Goldy Gopher mascot of the University of Minnesota.  Don't mess with Goldy if you know what's good for you. 

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