Fossil Fortunes

...And others will be kept as crowing farm animals that everyone says other things taste like. 
Sorry about that.

Insomniac Dreams

Yes, this really happened.  Sleep deprivation + lucid dreaming experience = weirdness. 

Hairy Light Cultists

 

Name:  Euxoa auxiliaris, otherwise known as the "army cutworm," the "miller moth," or the "airborne ick."

Physical Description:  Small, brown, ugly, and hairy.

Intelligence:  Low.  Really, really low. 

Behavior:  Will charge about chaotically, oblivious to all obstacles (including walls), even after crashing into them repeatedly.  The concept of "boundaries" is lost on them.  Have an all-consuming fascination with light sources of any kind, indicating that they haven't yet figured out that they're supposed to be nocturnal.  The entire species may be drunk. 

Benefit to the Ecosystem:  Bat food.  That's it. 

Goldilocks Grahams

 

Although why anyone would leave a perfectly good s'more unattended is beyond me. 

Just the Usual

Just an everyday mauling.  Nothing to see here.