Sitting Duck

I figure that there's always going to be at least one language in which your name sounds really weird.  Hopefully it's not your own. 

A-Mace-Ing

Not as legal, but much better at getting your point across. 

One Nation, Really

While I may not know for certain about the others, panels #1 and #4 are completely accurate. 

And on the flipside, it turns out that Arizona of all places does have experience with snow.  It helps that the rim of the Grand Canyon is at a high enough altitude that it can get below freezing in the winter.  Proof: 

via Wikipedia

 

...but I'm pretty sure having a snowball fight up on the edge would end badly.  



Vampiric Flytrap

Genetic modification has officially gone too far. 
Fun fact:  Venus flytraps actually grow pretty flowers.  Who'd have thunk it?