Dilettante Comics: January 2017

Friday, January 27, 2017

Eight-Legged Fido

If giant spiders replaced cats and dogs Kids play fetch with pet spiders in park: Good girl Woman walks spider down the street Man orders spider to Get off the table Crazy spider lady sits happily surrounded by spiders

Er, any arachnophobes reading? Please don't set fire to your computer. It won't kill the spiders.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Frozen Beauty

In a cold, northern kingdom, an evil fairy cursed the baby princess Before sunset on her sixteenth birthday, she would stick her tongue to a lamp post and die But a good fairy declared that not in death, but in hypothermia she'd sleep until her true love wisely poured warm water over her tongue Princess: I'm going to have to wait to kiss you Prince: That's fair

She couldn't free herself because it was a magical frozen lamp post.
Wasn't there one of those in Narnia?

Friday, January 13, 2017

Completely Under Control

Bystanders snicker as police try to push their car out of a snowdrift When you slide off the road, it's a tragedy But when a cop slides off the road Move along, people There's nothing to see here Really

The bystanders will probably help. Once they're done snickering at the officers' futile attempts in pretending nothing's wrong.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Old Problems, New Problems

Steve and Mel talk on their phones Mel: Hey, Steve What's up Steve: I officially have an apartment Mel: Holy cow Congratulations Where at Steve: North side of campus, at Steinmetz Hall Mel: And your roommates Steve: Well, there's Mark and Dylan from high school, and Dylan's cousin Parker Van Helsing Fanclub Mel: And no vampires Steve: Collectively and irrevocably banned from the building I'm invincible Dylan: Okay, nobody panic, but I'm hearing some pretty ominous chanting coming from the basement

Just when you thought you were safe, dark forces emerge from beneath to steal your freezer burritos and prey on your science notes...

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