Friday, January 6, 2017

Old Problems, New Problems

Steve and Mel talk on their phones Mel: Hey, Steve What's up Steve: I officially have an apartment Mel: Holy cow Congratulations Where at Steve: North side of campus, at Steinmetz Hall Mel: And your roommates Steve: Well, there's Mark and Dylan from high school, and Dylan's cousin Parker Van Helsing Fanclub Mel: And no vampires Steve: Collectively and irrevocably banned from the building I'm invincible Dylan: Okay, nobody panic, but I'm hearing some pretty ominous chanting coming from the basement

Just when you thought you were safe, dark forces emerge from beneath to steal your freezer burritos and prey on your science notes...
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