Dilettante Comics: February 2017

Friday, February 24, 2017

Raspberry Lemonade

I do know where Golden Raspberries come from, but that's something entirely different and hopefully will stay that way.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Canary in the Coalmine

Girl listens to music on her computer Roommate walks in, carrying plant: What are you listening to Twelve-tone music for one of my classes What a coincidence I'm doing a report on the effects of music on plants Think you could help me out Um, sure, but don't say I didn't warn you She unplugs her headphones Plant immediately bursts into flames You get the next track ready, and I'll get another plant We need more data Can you send a copy of your report to my Musicianship teacher

The music building at my school had a few live plants here and there, which functioned both as a morale booster and an early warning system.

Or, at least I'm pretty sure they were real plants...

Friday, February 10, 2017

And now you will hear "fossil" every time someone sings "Fa-Sol."
Also, I should point out that the dinosaurs are not to scale. I'm pointing it out because it gives me an excuse to use one more pun. You're so lucky.

Friday, February 3, 2017

High School Lesson #2533

Hey, wait up We'll come back with a toolbox when this is over If your classmate doesn't bleed, A, he's probably an android, and B, you don't need to feel bad about leaving him behind during a vampire attack

He may be a little irritated afterward, but really, what are they going to do to him? Drink his oil? Suck his circuits?