Friday, February 17, 2017

Canary in the Coalmine

Girl listens to music on her computer Roommate walks in, carrying plant: What are you listening to Twelve-tone music for one of my classes What a coincidence I'm doing a report on the effects of music on plants Think you could help me out Um, sure, but don't say I didn't warn you She unplugs her headphones Plant immediately bursts into flames You get the next track ready, and I'll get another plant We need more data Can you send a copy of your report to my Musicianship teacher

The music building at my school had a few live plants here and there, which functioned both as a morale booster and an early warning system. 

Or, at least I'm pretty sure they were real plants...
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