Goat Logic

 

Contrary to popular belief, goats will not eat everything.  Sample anything that fits in their mouths?  Sure. (They really like sampling my hair)  And yes, they'll eat the label off a tin can.  But actually eat the tin can itself?  Not unless the goat in question is spectacularly insane (which I admittedly wouldn't put past certain goats, but my point still stands). 
Now my late dog, on the other hand, had a list of things-she-tried-to-eat far more extensive than any goat I've ever met.  Wood.  Pine needles.  Wax.  Clay.  My little pony.  Garbanzo beans.  Chocolate candy, wrappers and all.  How she lived as long as she did may forever remain a mystery. 

Peace and Love, Rapunzel

Your fairy tales, now with more tie-dye.  Welcome to the Flower Tower.

Some of you may notice that I posted this on March 17, and are wondering what connection there is between Saint Patrick's Day and hippies.  And the answer is, absolutely nothing except that I felt like drawing it.  My first name does mean both "peace" and "Ireland," depending on who you ask, but that's probably stretching it.

Higher Authority

Mother - noun:  the bringer of life and death.  Several curious barn cats have narrowly escaped becoming an example of the latter bit. 

The Date Escape

If both humans and other vampires consider you obnoxious, it's probably time to re-evaluate your life.