Friday, May 12, 2017

Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Pigs?

A couple walks through the door and address the babysitter  Mom: We're home  How are things with Phoebe  Babysitter: You guys never told me you were werewolves  Mom: Well, that's true, but it's not the full moon  How was it a problem  Babysitter: I read her The Three Little Pigs  Dad pulls chair back, his daughter hiding behind  Dad: Phoebe  Honey, the pigs aren't going to get you  Babysitter: And it was the original version where the wolf gets eaten, so  Mom: Oh no
 
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.  Or in other words, a few extra minutes of instruction for the babysitter is worth a few years of paying for therapy. 

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