Friday, July 7, 2017

Fellow Blood-Drinkers

Two vampires meet in an alley  Vampire: Can't find any good victims tonight  Nope  They're all watching the Kupkake Kaiser season finale  Sheesh  Come on  They transform into bats  At least we have juicy bugs to eat  Yep  Sure are a lot of mosquitoes out tonight  Vampire eating mosquitoe: Mm-hmm  They exchange glances  Both: Holy water  We're cannibals

Just some vampires having an identity crisis.  Nothing to see here. 


I suppose it could be worse, though.  In some cultures, vampires turn into insects...

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