Friday, March 30, 2018

First Moon of Spring

Werewolf parents comfort their daughter while her uncle walks away sheepishly.  Dad: No, honey.  Your uncle didn't really eat the Easter Bunny.  Mom: And if he doesn't apologize for saying he did, I'll arm the real Easter Bunny with a bazooka!
 
Given that the date Easter falls on is directly determined by the full moon, werewolves were going to get involved sooner or later. 

Friday, March 16, 2018

Bansheep

A herd of Irish goats watch in horror as a spectral figure floats above them.  Oh no!  It's the Bansheep!!!

The time of year to celebrate St. Patrick's Day and all things Irish has rolled around again.  Most people would pay homage to this with leprechauns or shamrocks.  Instead I inflict this on the world.  If you hear any wailing, it might be a banshee, or it might be someone reacting to me making yet another bad pun.  I regret nothing. 

Friday, March 9, 2018

Fawn-y Business

Anni Seed comes across a children's TV show starring cute, colorful cartoon deer.  Fawn Dation: What's wrong, Fawn Dant?  Fawn Dant: Oh, Fawn Dation, it's terrible!  I can't find any star-shimmer glitter to decorate the rainbowberry cupcakes for Fawn House's tea party!  Fawn Tain: That's so sad!  Fawn Ograph, what should we do?  Fawn Ograph: Let's sing a song about our feelings, Fawn Tain!  All: Okay!  *singing*  Sunshine makes me happy, and rainclouds make me sad.  Dark caves make me gloomy, and friendship makes me glad...  Anni: All of my sensibilities are appalled.  Andrew: Do you want to change the channel?  Anni: It's like watching a glitter-filled train crashing into a nuclear power plant.  Andrew: Sounds like it's your brain that's crashing.
 
The years have not erased the pain from all those hours spent suffering through the Nick Jr. programming my kid sister inflicted on me. 

Friday, March 2, 2018

Fuzzy Understanding

Plush rabbit: So if neither of us actually have blood to begin with, then what on earth...  Vampire teddy bear: Yeah, I don't know either.

Given that all stuffed animals are effectively immortal and can subsist purely on love, cuddles, and the occasional invisible cookie, I'm pretty sure the need for one to become a vampire would be superfluous anyway. 


P.S.  On a completely unrelated note, I finished the RPM Challenge for the year (huzzah!), and you can listen to the finished product here