Friday, March 9, 2018

Fawn-y Business

Anni Seed comes across a children's TV show starring cute, colorful cartoon deer. Fawn Dation: What's wrong, Fawn Dant? Fawn Dant: Oh, Fawn Dation, it's terrible! I can't find any star-shimmer glitter to decorate the rainbowberry cupcakes for Fawn House's tea party! Fawn Tain: That's so sad! Fawn Ograph, what should we do? Fawn Ograph: Let's sing a song about our feelings, Fawn Tain! All: Okay! *singing* Sunshine makes me happy, and rainclouds make me sad. Dark caves make me gloomy, and friendship makes me glad... Anni: All of my sensibilities are appalled. Andrew: Do you want to change the channel? Anni: It's like watching a glitter-filled train crashing into a nuclear power plant. Andrew: Sounds like it's your brain that's crashing.
 
The years have not erased the pain from all those hours spent suffering through the Nick Jr. programming my kid sister inflicted on me. 
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