High School Lesson #1731

I'm sure the Economics teacher could have fun with this one, if he's not already contributing to the chaos. 

Octogenerian

Some superheroes get their powers in nuclear accidents.  Others get them from health care procedures. 


It's fun to watch criminals squirm when they have to explain that they got taken down by an old guy with a walker. 

Homophone Spelling Bee

This will be followed up by "raze."  Sentence: "They razed the flag."  Definition: "The opposite of 'raise.'"  Good luck. 

The Depriver of Happiness

O Sugar, Sugar! wherefore art thou Sugar?
Deny thy sugar and refuse thy sugar!
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my sugar,
And I'll no longer be a sugar.
'Tis but thy sugar that is my sugar.
Thou art thyself, though not a Sugar.
What's Sugar? it is nor sugar, nor sugar,
Nor sugar, nor sugar, nor any other sugar
Belonging to a sugar. O, be some other sugar!
What's in a sugar? That which we call a sugar
By any other name would taste as sweet.
So Sugar would, were it not Sugar call'd,
Retain that dear sugar which it owes
Without that title. Sugar, doff thy name;
And for that sugar, which is no part of thee,
Take all myself.
Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar.



It's been a long week, okay?