Friday, April 6, 2018

The Depriver of Happiness

A boy looks distraught after taking a bite of chocolate, while a vampire girl cheerfully hangs upside-down above him.  Boy: This chocolate is bitter and stripped of happiness.  Watch for the warning signs.  Don't become the Sugar Vampire's next victim.

O Sugar, Sugar! wherefore art thou Sugar?
Deny thy sugar and refuse thy sugar!
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my sugar,
And I'll no longer be a sugar.
'Tis but thy sugar that is my sugar.
Thou art thyself, though not a Sugar.
What's Sugar? it is nor sugar, nor sugar,
Nor sugar, nor sugar, nor any other sugar
Belonging to a sugar. O, be some other sugar!
What's in a sugar? That which we call a sugar
By any other name would taste as sweet.
So Sugar would, were it not Sugar call'd,
Retain that dear sugar which it owes
Without that title. Sugar, doff thy name;
And for that sugar, which is no part of thee,
Take all myself.
Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar.



It's been a long week, okay?

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