Friday, May 4, 2018

Inappropriate Appropriation

Mel enters the apartment to discover that once again, Pearl and Carmine have turned the living room into a war zone, complete with forts. Pearl has the sofa and an ax. Carmine has comandeered Mel's textbooks, blankets, and wolf plushie for hers. Carmine: Okay, so I needed to reinforce my fort, and I had to make do with what was around, and your stuff was just lying around, and you weren't around so I couldn't ask, so... Mel: I was gone for five minutes!

College textbooks make for effective barricades/ballast/weights/improvised thrown weaponry. 
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