Friday, November 16, 2018

Dishing It Out

Girl 1:  Do you think he'll ever leave?  I don't think he's good for her.  Girl 2:  Well, they've been going steady for a while.  Jess enters.  Girl 3:  Hey, Jess?  We're wondering if you're planning on breaking up with your boyfriend.  Jess:  What boyfriend?  All roommates point to the huge pile of dirty dishes.  All:  Him!!!  When your dirty dishes become an entity unto themselves, it's time to start washing.

When passive hints don't get the message across, roommates start getting aggressive. 

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